Monday, March 24, 2008

PESACH STRESS BEGINS.... NOW!

THERE IS NO NEED TO.....




Some Pre-Pesach Stress Remedies:

1) Step-by-step Pesach Cleaning Guide

2) Watch Pesach cleaning video in Mendy's Picks

3) Follow the 10 step system:

Following are some tried and true tips that you can start implementing many weeks in advance, to get the ball rolling and move your family into the Pesach spirit.

(1) Cobwebs and curtains are not chametz. While it's nice to have sparking walls and dust-free window coverings to beautify our homes, it is not vital to clean these areas before Pesach. The mitzvah of Pesach cleaning is to remove chametz from our homes -- not dust. You don't gain spiritual reward for staying up until midnight sweeping the corners of your ceiling. Instead, focus your efforts on the areas you know contain chametz, like the toy box, china closet, car seats and kitchen drawers. Save the spring-cleaning for another time.

(2) Start cleaning as early as possible. Dedicate Sundays to clean your basement, bedrooms and cars. After those areas are clean, declare them ?chametz-free zones.? If your children need a snack, give them rice cakes or (kosher for Pesach) "tam tam" crackers. Then a simple vacuuming is all that will be required to tidy up again just before Yom Tov.

Your family can feel like a team coming together to prepare for the holiday.

(3) Involve your children in as many ways as possible. The educational aspect of Pesach doesn't begin at the Seder table. It starts many weeks before, when we teach children to stop eating chametz in certain areas of the house, and when we let them help clean and shop. This is not so easy to do unless we're organized and prepared for how children can slow down our progress. Buy little ones sponges to help wipe counters, cabinets, and their own bedroom dressers. Older children can sweep, vacuum and mop. The oldest ones can help cook and shop. Your family can feel like a team coming together to rid the home of chametz and prepare for the exciting Seders and holiday week.

(4) Review your cookbooks now. Since most cookbooks are full of chametz, research and copy your desired recipes now. Plan menus for all the days of the week-long holiday. Based on your recipes and menus, begin a master shopping list of all the ingredients you'll need. After the holiday, save all these items in a safe place so you can use them again next year. You should also list all paper and foil disposable items you plan to use. After purchasing these items, store them with your Pesach dishes.

(5) Take all new kitchenware to the mikveh now. Mikvehs get very busy in the weeks before Pesach. You could easily wait 30 minutes to an hour for your turn to immerse your new items. Save time and frustration by purchasing and immersing new pans and utensils now; store them with your other Pesach items.

(6) Stop buying chametz. Even if pasta or cereal is on the best sale ever, don't buy it unless you need it for immediate use. Try hard to come up with creative ways to use up the noodles in your pantry. You can buy kitniyot cereals and snacks, made from corn, rice, or soy (check the ingredients!) to eat once you run out of chametz.

(7) Prepare a kosher-for-Pesach cabinet in your kitchen. As you begin to buy holiday staples (nuts, soda, grape juice, potato starch, canned goods, etc.), store them in a specially-prepared Pesach cabinet. Choose a cabinet that's easy to load and unload with your Pesach stuff. It might be easier to empty the pots-and-pans cabinet than the one holding your dishes. You also may find it easier to empty your china closet and put some Pesach dishes there instead of in the kitchen.

(8) Hit the mall. Shop for your new Yom Tov clothes as soon as possible. Winter clearance sales can save you lots of money on new suits and shoes. You'll also enjoy shopping a lot more now, when you're not worried about all the other things you need to accomplish before the holiday.

(9) Look over the Haggadah. Pick a favorite Haggadah with some commentaries that interest you and review it. You'll be ready to contribute a new idea to the Pesach Seder and will follow and enjoy the Seder much more as a result. Begin reading Pesach stories to your children and looking over children's Haggadahs with them, too. Many families reward children with a treat or prize at the Seder if they ask or answer a question about the Haggadah. This promised reward should help motivate them to review the Haggadah with you, even though they may be doing it in school, too.

(10) Remember to be positive and focus on the holiness of your efforts. Never let your husband, or especially children, hear you kvetch (complain) about how hard you're working, how dried out your hands have become, how tired you are, etc. If you must vent, talk to your sister, rebbetzin, mother or friends. Your family will appreciate the holiday much more if they have the sense that you enjoyed preparing for it.

Is It Crazy?

As you read this article, you might think it's crazy to do so much Pesach preparation so soon. I guarantee you won't feel it's so crazy when you go to sleep at a decent time as we approach Yom Tov. You may find that you enjoy checking tasks off your list, and feel proud of your efficiency and organization.

By sharing tasks with your children, you'll be teaching them how to organize and tackle big jobs.

By sharing the tasks with your children, you'll be teaching them how to organize and prepare for big jobs. They'll also learn the importance of the Pesach holiday in your home -- namely, that Pesach planning is too important to wait until the last minute. And by working so hard to prepare in advance, you're ensuring that everyone can be rested and happy when it finally begins.

And here?s one last tip: Pretend that the holiday starts a day earlier. Prepare your home as usual and enjoy a low-key day before Yom Tov. Plan a morning outing with your family and rest in the afternoon for the late night ahead. You can even arrange for a neighbor to drop in and take a family picture, wearing your Yom Tov clothes in front of your beautifully set Seder table. Your whole family will feel refreshed, relaxed, and ready for the best Pesach holiday ever.

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A Sample Pesach Calendar

If you find it hard to get started, try making your own personal schedule, noting which tasks you will complete each week. Here is a sample that you can adapt to your own needs:

7 weeks before Passover:
- Review and copy recipes
- Plan menus
- Make master shopping list
- Buy paper goods and cleaning supplies

6 weeks before Passover:
- Buy Yom Tov outfits for family
- Buy new kitchenware and take to mikveh
- Clean bedrooms
- Begin transition to kitniyot snacks

5 weeks before Passover:
- Clean basement and cars

4 weeks before Passover:
- Begin purchasing Pesach staples
- Clean and stock a Pesach cabinet in your kitchen

3 weeks before Passover:
- Place meat order with butcher and freeze
- Make list of pre-Pesach cleaning jobs and divide among family members. (Set deadlines and offer praise and rewards for completion.)

2 weeks before Passover:
- Buy new toothbrushes and other toiletries
- Buy majority of Pesach foods, including eggs

1 week before Passover:
- Clean out bookbags, diaper bags, pocketbooks, coat pockets, etc.
- Clean main living area
- Empty and clean kitchen cabinets for Pesach use
- Launder Pesach linens

Week of Passover:
- Convert kitchen to ?kosher for Pesach?
- Buy produce, dairy, and other perishables
- Begin cooking
- Do 1-2 loads of laundry each day, as necessary, to make sure it's ready for Pesach

The author thanks Rebbetzin Rivka Winter of Silver Spring, for many of the ideas in this article.

This article original appeared in Baltmore's Where What When magazine.

EMAIL OF THE DAY: WET ציצית



Dear "adviser" Mendy pellin.

I tried to listen to your advice on how to be careful that my ציצית should not have a bad time, but it seems like your advice does not help.

But I made the special מים שלנו (the sensor that's attached to a string, from your ציצית ) and Baruch Hashem it happens now only 99 times and not 100 times a day (that the tragedy happens to my ציצית )

From Chaim Mayzlesh,- 13, (the kid you saw on פורים when you were coming out of your car)

JUST SHNOWZALING!!!!!!!!!!!



Thursday, March 20, 2008

PURIM EDITION 1 & 2: FULL EPISODES

PURIM EDITION 2:


LAST YEARS PURIM EDITION:

HAPPY B-DAY MENDY!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MENDY!!!

The Mendy Report writers, editors and staff without profiles would like to wish a very Happy Birthday to our fearless funny leader Mendy Pellin. You can send your birthday wishes to Mendy: mendy@chabadtube.com

We'd also like to wish everyone a fun, crazy and Shnowzaldike Purim!

-ChabadTube Staff

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

MAZAL TOV: Benny & Sony Hershcovich

WARNING: LAST PICTURE CONTAINS PARTIAL NUDITY

All Staff & Campers at Jewish Abstract Media would like to wish one of our dear writers, Benny, a big Mazal Tov: Benny & Sonia (aka Sony - nee Rodel) Hershkovitch are parents for the first time!

Yes, their long waiting months are finally over. It was well worth the wait. Because joining their Hershcovich team is their newest recruit: Standing 20 inches, 6.13 Pounds and a knack for crying the entire house down with just one day in this world... They proudly present to you... Their uncircumcised (therefore, unnamed) baby boy...
Sonia gave birth to him on Tuesday night, March 18th at 8:02 pm.

Benny's Comment:
"I have a feeling we're going to be getting along together."

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

NEW NEWS ON NEWS

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The Itzik Empire



Walmart hits Crown Heights in the form of Empire Kosher. Unlike other Crown Heights landmarks that were marked as conquered by displaying a large sign (but not opening), this store actually opened 3/4/08 on Empire blvd. - a half block from Kingston Ave - in Crown Heights.

The Itzik Battle will effect:
Albany Bakery
Owens Bakery
Mr. Greens
The Shuk
Kahans
Sushi Places
Kol Tuv ;-)
Kolel Store
Raskins
The guy that sells sandwiches outside 770
Etc...

But the biggest victim may be - Crown Heights adopted family store owner - the Kliens. How will this small family stand up to the giant colorful shopping cart? Is there more to Itziks' Red-Head lieutenant than meets the eye? Will they halt "minimum purchases" on credit cards?

Time will tell...

The Itzik Empire is on everyones radar now.